Book Review: 'SAS Survival Handbook, Third Edition,' by John 'Lofty' Wiseman

If the Grinch breaks into my house tonight and tries to steal Christmas, I'll send him right back to Whoville with a lip two sizes too big. Picture it: I in my cap, having just risen from a long winter's nap, decking the halls with that hapless felon through a variety of surprising and effective moves, such as an eye jab followed by a mule kick -- while screaming.